Two Nerds and Naked Chick

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want!""

The second nerd nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn"t have fit."

Nerds - those little candies in those small boxes

I grew up with candy my whole life. I loved the candy "Nerds". I am not sure why I love those candies so much. I think the reason was the two flavors in one divided box with the two dispensing holes. The candy seemed to be color-coated sugar that was sweet to the tongue and made you tongue change colors too.

Now the trick was trying to get both flavors into your mouth with one pour. The way to do it was stick the entire box in your mouth and tilt your head back with both of the holes wide open. Now this worked, but had one downfall, you made the cardboard box wet. Time after time and the box box worse. But that was part of the suffering to get two shots of flavor with one swig. At least none of your friends wanted the box after they saw your drool dripping off of the sides of it.

The thing that sucked was when Valentines day came around and kids gave you those small boxes of Nerds. You only had one flavor, so there was no mixing. Also you could take the whole box in one shot. It robbed your tongue of all of the sweetness that the bigger box offered. It also robbed your brain of the sugar rush it would get from eating an entire large box at one sitting.

I know that this posting probably made no sense, but I never seem to make any sense anyway. And yes, people do consider me a nerd, but I am not sure if I would have taken the bike. Maybe I would take her watch!