A lawyer joke
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the post office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor says the man. I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me."
"I have nothing against lawyers! I watch Law and Order all the time and I wish I could be as witty as they are! (Protecting my butt in case I need one in the future!)
Bookmarklets
Bookmarks are not for webpages anymore! With this trick you can run code to make that site you are visiting under your control!
Bookmarklets are a small piece of JavaScript code stored in your favorites. If you click on the following link, you will resize the window.
Resize to 800X600
Now you can store this link in your favorites. To do this right click on it and choose "Add to favorites." Now you can use the code whenever you want.
So when some annoying site has disabled you right click, you can goto your favorites and enable it with the following bookmarklet:
Enable Right Click
And another one I have is my cookie escape code so I can see what is in my cookies:
View Cookie
Also any JavaScript statement can be made into a bookmarklet! If you do a search on google, you can find tons of bookmarklets to help out your surfing needs!
Eric Pascarello HTML/JavaScript moderator at JavaRanch.com
A lawyer dies and makes his way to Heaven. When he gets to the Pearly Gates, he meets St. Peter. St. Peter looks at the lawyer and says, "Well hello there. We've been expecting you for quite some time."
Puzzled, the lawyer looks at him and asks why.
"Well, you must work out, watch what you eat, take great care of yourself."
"Yeah, I suppose I tried to." replied the lawyer. "But why do you say that?"
St. Peter pulls a scroll from his podium and it unravels to the floor. "Well, we've been looking at your billable hours and you're 927 years old!"