Another Blonde Joke
A manager walks into his office and sees a blonde crying. He approaches her and asks why she's crying. She tells him she just found out her mother died. The manager tells her to go to take the rest of the day off and not to worry about work. Later, the manager calls the blonde to see how she's doing. The blonde is crying harder than before. He tries to console her, but he couldn't. The blonde says, "I was calling everyone to let them know about my mother's death and I found out something horrible." "What?" the manager replied. "I found out my sister''s mom died too!"
Chat Room Software
The other day I was doing my normal rounds on all of
the forums I post on regularly. I came across a post on
a chat room that was based on JavaScript and PHP.
The site is: http://www.qwadchat.com
I was quite impressed on how quick the response time
was and how smooth it was working. The program is still
in beta, but it is worth checking out if you want to
add a small chat room to your web site.
I have suggested to the developer to make an option to
allow for UBB-type of mark-up so it is more secure. The
HTML mode is allowed and blocks all of the troublesome
JavaScript events that could cause problems. BUT it
still allows for HTML markup that can have BIG text in
the display.
There is a demo room there and I hope you try playing
with it. As time goes on it can only get better and the
developer is planning to add more options that should
make it easier to use.
Eric Pascarello
Moderator of HTML/JavaScript at www.JavaRanch.com
Author of: JavaScript: Your Visual Blueprint for Dynamic Web Pages
that was a poor explanation... {the value "kelv" is always a number} kelv=document.form.field.value document.form.field8.value=kelv+273.15 /* produces kelv273.15 */ I'm sure there is a simple answer here, any help would be much appreciated. thx dasaven@yahoo.com